Size Queen
Alias Size Queen
Gender Female
Status Dead
Affiliation Superdead
First Appearance The What-the-Fuckiest Five Minutes of My Career So Far
Known Relatives King Size (brother)

Size Queen is a former superhero and member of the Superdead.

Powers and AbilitiesEdit

Size Queen appears to have the same powerset as her brother, King Size: gigantic size and a "functionally indestructible" skeleton. However, her skeleton is not truly indestructible, as Empowered is able to destroy her skull with Phallik's Phallospear. Like King Size, she gained her abilities from a power bargain, and resurrected as a Superdead after her death.

Deathmonger enslaved Size Queen and turned her into a giant undead battle suit by decapitating her and installing a mechanical cockpit in place of her head. Deathmonger then turned her skull into a club, which Size Queen swings on the end of a chain.

Size Queen also possesses a stealth cloak, which renders her invisible.


Size Queen is first mentioned in Don't Let Them Bury Me; I'm Not (Quite) Dead when Plutonium Blonde states that, upon hearing that her brother King Size had been enslaved by Deathmonger, she stole a stealth cloak and went to rescue him. Since she hasn't been heard from since and King Size remains enslaved, she is presumed to have failed and died in the attempt.

In A Very Long and Very Uncomfortable Eternity, Empowered leads a team of superheroes to raid Deathmonger's lair and rescue the Superdead trapped there. Deathmonger returns sooner than expected, and a battle ensues in which Deathmonger uses Size Queen to attack the superheroes. Empowered uses Phallik's Phallospear to smash Size Queen's skull and destroy the cockpit on her head. Size Queen's remains were then presumably vaporized when Deathmonger self-destructed the lair by blowing up Tommy Tokamak's corpse.

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