Sistah Spooky


Name Theresa
Alias Sistah Spooky
Nicknames Spookums
Gender Female
Status Alive
Affiliation Superhomeys
First Appearance Not Very Secret

Sistah Spooky is a senior member of the Superhomeys superhero team. She also is a stone-cold blonde hater, which manifests itself regularly around Emp.

Biography[edit | edit source]

Sistah Spooky has a pathological fear and hatred of blondes, resulting from her torment by blonde girls in high school. She has subconsciously modeled her own superhero personality after their bitchy behavior.

Behind the facade, Spooky is actually deeply insecure, believing that she is hideous and utterly unlovable.

The only serious relationship which Spooky has been shown to have cultivated was, ironically, with the blonde Mindfuck - presumably because 'F*ck was the only person who could read the truth from Spooky's thoughtstream. However, this relationship ended badly, evidently due to Spooky's issues.

Powers and Abilities[edit | edit source]

Sistah Spooky wields black magic that she acquired from making a hellpact with a demon. Spells she is capable of using include telekinetically lifting objects, teleporting herself and others, and divining the future.

The limitations of these spells is only lightly explored, and suggest that their only boundaries involve time and creativity; for example, Spooky demonstrates the use of a 'recursive' divination spell which can tell her whether heavier spells are worth the effort.

Her hellpact is also responsible for her attractive physique; she can consume any amount of food without gaining weight. It's even suggested that this weight is instead distributed to other women, including Empowered.

Appearances[edit | edit source]

Not Very Secret
Sistah shows her first antipathy towards Emp when, rather than critique Emp's tactical ideas, Sistah points out Emp's very visible panty line.
Under the Mask
In her attempt to stall for time, Emp convinces some thugs that Sistah is really a dude with nice legs. Naturally, Sistah gets pissed when tabloids start printing this as truth.
Yay, Me!
Unaware Emp saved her from getting shot, Sistah manages to forget that Emp isn't around when the roll is called during the hero posedown.
D is for Dissed
Sistah's threat to move to Canada if Captain Katana wins Dancin' With the Superheroes is considered more noteworthy than the bomb Emp brings into the Homeycrib.
Say My Name
After hexing Doomsloth's thugs into beating themselves up, Spooky uses her free time to torment Empowered about her superpseudonym.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Volume 4 - back cover

    The back cover of volume 4 shows Sistah Spooky pre- and post-hellpact bodies.

Quotes[edit | edit source]

"I'm not blonde. I'm not beautiful. I'm not adorable. I'm not... I'm not luh- lovable."
-- Sistah Spooky, Say That I Deserve This
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