Makro

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Alias Makro
Gender Female
Status Alive
Affiliation HeroNET
First Appearance The What-the-Fuckiest Five Minutes of My Career So Far

Makro is the host of Super Dirty Jobs, a television program about dangerous jobs performed by superheroes.

Powers and Abilities[edit | edit source]

Makro's superpowers are currently undefined in nature and scope. However, it is likely that she is superhumanly tough, given the nature of her job; she is seen walking across thousand-degree lava,and the back cover of volume six shows her standing in a barrel of radioactive waste.

Story[edit | edit source]

The What-the-Fuckiest Five Minutes of My Career So Far[edit | edit source]

The tale includes a segment of the TV show Super Dirty Jobs. Clips from the show display her performing dirty and dangerous tasks such as wrangling alien organs, shoveling Gigantoform Nautiloid droppings, cutting a block of Impregnium X with a superstring bandsaw, chumming with anti-Putti, and jumping across a lava flow in San Antonio. The show is cut off by breaking news about the botched raid on Willy Pete.

Don't Let Them Bury Me; I'm Not (Quite) Dead[edit | edit source]

Maidman calls Super Dirty Jobs "blatant pro-cape propaganda" which does nothing to actually cool down anti-cape sentiment.

Oh, Hell Yeah[edit | edit source]

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Makro interviews three lava wranglers at the San Antonio supervolcano, Mt. Paladin - a goateed man with a backwards 'N' or cyrillic 'U', a robot/cyborg, and Arctic O'Shaughnessy. After a conversation continuing the 'hell' theme of the story, Makro gets "lavakkaked" - adding evidence to her possessing some form of invulnerability.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Makro's name is a pun on Mike Rowe, host of Dirty Jobs.
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