| Phallik | |
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| Name | Bob |
| Alias | Phallik |
| Gender | Male |
| Status | Dead |
| Affiliation | Superhomeys, Superdead |
| First Appearance | Cry Havoc |
Phallik is a superhero, a member of the Superhomeys, and a representative on the Joint Superteam Commission on Superdead Issues.
Powers and Abilities[]
Phallik wields the Phallospear, an immensely powerful magic spear. It is even capable of shattering the skull of King Size, which was supposedly indestructible.
Phallik received his Phallospear through a power bargain. After his death, it resurrects him as a Superdead.
Story[]
In Because This Is What I Am, Phallik's powers are neutralized by Wet Blanket's null field, causing his Phallospear to go limp.
In Say That I Deserve This, Phallik is one of the members of the team sent to battle Willy Pete. He is burned to death in the ensuing massacre.
In The What-the-Fuckiest Five Minutes of My Career So Far, Phallik's corpse is brought to the Purple Paladin Memorial Hospital, where he resurrects as a Superdead. Phallik attacks the Ubernurses until restrained by Empowered and Captain Rivet, then is abducted by Deathmonger.
In Don't Let Them Bury Me; I'm Not (Quite) Dead, Hardkore reveals that Phallik was the Superhomeys' representative on the Joint Superteam Comission on Superdead Issues, and therefore knows the identity and location of all the Superdead. Deathmonger installs his necrobiotech into Phallik and begins interrogating him.
In A Very Long and Very Uncomfortable Eternity, a group of superheroes led by Empowered raids Deathmonger's lair. Phallik is decapitated by Ninjette, and Empowered uses his Phallospear to defeat Deathmonger.
Quotes[]
- "A li'l spearsmack on the ass is just a gesture of comradely affection, y'know."
- -- Phallik, The What-the-Fuckiest Five Minutes of My Career So Far