|Volume 3||Story 6|
| Preceded by|
Not Quite Perfect
| Followed by|
Captain Rivet briefs the Superhomeys on the villain Chloroformaster, who specializes in chloroforming superheroes and then posting "Sexy, Sleepy Superchica" pictures of them on his blog. Since he doesn't actually do anything to capes after he chloroforms them, he's considered more of a nuisance than an actual threat.
Despite Sistah Spooky's comments that Chloroformaster probably wouldn't be interested in Empowered because she's a "chloroform slut" who has already been chloroformed at least a dozen times, Emp ends up being Chloroformaster's next victim. After putting her asleep, he masturbates and ends up falling asleep himself. Emp wakes up and captures him.